Living in Ephraim, Utah allows me to experience many new and exciting things each and every day. It is home to a wide variety of creatures (and I'm not just talking about the college students). It seems to me that Ephraim is being overrun by gargantuan, revolting grasshoppers! I hate grasshoppers! Do they know this? I think so! I swear to you, they plot against me. As I'm walking along, they tell each other, "Now, on three, we're all gonna jump at her from our surrounding positions. She'll scream. It'll be great entertainment for us! One...two...three...go! Oh, no, Harry! Hopper down!" Gross.
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